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Luca Campigotto
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77a8ccf3686d30433058b18fd792351e/tumblr_miv7tzewr51qzprlbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8528ed63f123460ed4ff4b4f1815ed77/tumblr_miv7tzewr51qzprlbo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/post/44146299718/luca-campigotto"&gt;kateoplis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lucacampigotto.com/home.html"&gt;Luca Campigotto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/44155811267</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/44155811267</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:36:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Eff republicans and their protecting the rich</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5986230/the-unfairness-and-stupidity-of-the-payroll-tax"&gt;Eff republicans and their protecting the rich&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/43740322283</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/43740322283</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:55:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ZOMG LoVe</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/valentine.s-day/"&gt;ZOMG LoVe&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/42866129672</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/42866129672</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:18:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>hair like this…. can it be allowed again? </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed5ba389085dbd564b7ae7e0c1c3a099/tumblr_mgzfwyk3J71qm5e6mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;hair like this…. can it be allowed again? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/41107059882</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/41107059882</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 10:48:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>election:

This is your new President.
Barack Obama was sworn in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71c6dbe3b7b5d5337bb14da540ccd546/tumblr_mgxy22ARlp1rdkipfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://election.tumblr.com/post/41036755515/this-is-your-new-president-barack-obama-was"&gt;election&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is your new President.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Barack Obama was sworn in on Sunday as the 44th President of the United States, an official act overseen by Chief Justice John Roberts, in advance of the inaugural ceremonies on Monday.  The White House released a new official portrait of the President, taken in the Oval Office last month, for government use in the second term.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is a second official photo necessary?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If nothing else, it shows how much four years can age a President. The &lt;em&gt;Washington Post&lt;/em&gt; even has a new &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/lifestyle/the-age-of-obama/index.html"&gt;feature&lt;/a&gt; comparing the iconic pictures, with a breakdown of how Obama’s face shows “deeper creases” and whiter hair.  One doctor told the &lt;em&gt;Post&lt;/em&gt; that Presidents typically age abnormally fast because — you guessed it — they are “chronically” exposed to an unusual level of stress. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;—&lt;br/&gt;Via &lt;em&gt;&lt;span class="s1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://arimelber.tumblr.com/"&gt;Ari Melber&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;em&gt; Ch&lt;/em&gt;eck back here for &lt;a href="http://election.tumblr.com/"&gt;more live Tumblr inaugural coverage&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/41106874762</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/41106874762</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 10:45:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kateoplis:

All day today.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9c23371f12445ed24c1ea3ba5966c79/tumblr_mgzb6gLn3N1qzprlbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/post/41101948503/all-day-today"&gt;kateoplis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;All day today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/41106659597</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/41106659597</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 10:42:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>is it weird that i have a crush on Joe Biden? </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/03/joe-biden-aviator-glasses-photos"&gt;is it weird that i have a crush on Joe Biden? &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/41106640592</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/41106640592</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 10:41:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gqfashion:

Snowing in Paris!

wantttttttttttttttt</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae264b05fd70d0399b78e2b85a606731/tumblr_mgu6uipVlR1qgj6jvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gqfashion.tumblr.com/post/40859300891/snowing-in-paris"&gt;gqfashion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Snowing in Paris!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;wantttttttttttttttt&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/40872310954</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/40872310954</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:40:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>good:


Living Large in Small Houses: The Tiny Home...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2760ea259df4800da171fe8872f3c230/tumblr_mgu67cqYn41qjq5r9o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://good.tumblr.com/post/40858423680/living-large-in-small-houses-the-tiny-home"&gt;good&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.good.is/posts/living-large-in-small-houses-the-tiny-home-revolution"&gt;Living Large in Small Houses: The Tiny Home Revolution&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;- &lt;a href="http://www.good.is/members/jamienash"&gt;Jamie Nash&lt;/a&gt; posted in &lt;a href="http://www.good.is/design"&gt;Design&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.good.is/creativity"&gt;Creativity&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.good.is/living"&gt;Living&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;With tighter budgets, a desire to live close to family, environmental consciousness and the wish for a shorter commute to work, Generation Y is increasingly tending toward tiny houses. Whether you want to live in your parents’ backyard, or simply live without a mortgage in a space you can call your own, these folks have proven you can live large in a small house.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/40872297459</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/40872297459</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:39:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kateoplis:

Zumthor Vacation Homes
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8897fad263912ad0985b374173efb5c8/tumblr_mgdg4siKRa1qzprlbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f553dd1cb15dbf3570014f8022b6e03/tumblr_mgdg4siKRa1qzprlbo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/post/40108105810/zumthor-vacation-homes"&gt;kateoplis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.archdaily.com/315135/zumthor-vacation-homes-for-let/"&gt;Zumthor Vacation Homes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/40124512178</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/40124512178</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 17:53:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kateoplis:

Meet Richard Blanco: Our first Latino, first openly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91b3f95245a808543b438910b595bd80/tumblr_mgdffnHtFF1qzprlbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/post/40105829525/meet-richard-blanco-our-first-latino-first"&gt;kateoplis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meet &lt;a href="http://www.richard-blanco.com/"&gt;Richard Blanco&lt;/a&gt;: Our first Latino, first openly gay, and youngest Inaugural Poet&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ok - officially OBSESSED with his work! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/40124501819</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/40124501819</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 17:53:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dailybunny:

Bunny Gives You the Larry David Staredown After You...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c9888bae687201abf153980d15575cd/tumblr_mfp12oL5mw1qzp2x4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dailybunny.tumblr.com/post/38949474103/bunny-gives-larry-david-staredown-after-you-tell-him-you"&gt;dailybunny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Bunny Gives You the Larry David Staredown After You Tell Him You’re Out of Bananas&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks, Morgan!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuEnGTuqjh8"&gt;The infamous Larry David staredown&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/39489340323</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/39489340323</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:55:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Annnnnnnd I'm officially tired of baby fetish culture</title><description>&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5972491/sonogram-parties-are-the-latest-rage-for-self+important-pregnant-women"&gt;Annnnnnnd I'm officially tired of baby fetish culture&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Ok, ladies. Enough is enough. I’ve seen stories about Reveal Parties with crazy multicolor cakes. I’ve seen stories of special sashes that preggers moms wear to flaunt the fact they are indeed preggers. But this, THIS is TOO much. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;::face palm::&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/39489274147</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/39489274147</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:55:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Death: Your Morning Cry: Sesame Street Teaches Kids How to Deal with Loss(via @Jezebel)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5968953/your-morning-cry-sesame-street-teaches-kids-how-to-deal-with-loss"&gt;Death: Your Morning Cry: Sesame Street Teaches Kids How to Deal with Loss(via @Jezebel)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Here’s the cast teaching Big Bird what death means, and it’ll break your heart about fifty times in one viewing. I’m not sure what’s the best way to talk to kids about death, but this seems like a pretty good start.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/38231115771</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/38231115771</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 11:24:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>As I continue to look for a job....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s always uplifting and encouraging to see people so wholeheartedly taking theirs seriously, like, Senator Mitch McConnell. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5966445/senate-hits-new-low-as-mitch-mcconnell-filibusters-himself"&gt;http://gawker.com/5966445/senate-hits-new-low-as-mitch-mcconnell-filibusters-himself&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently Senator McConnell (if we can even presume to call him that after his WINNING on the Senate floor) tried to call the Democrats&amp;#8217; bluff and bring up a vote to end the whole fiscal cliff debacle (NB - still don&amp;#8217;t QUITE get what it means - but it seems mostly like Republicans are being douches again.) In any case, the Democrats actually stepped up to the challenge, leaving Senator McConnell in the awkward position of WASTING EVERYONES&amp;#8217; time and filibustering his own proposal. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, really. Tax payers pay a lot of money and have been putting up with plenty of shit from the GOP (Grouchy Old Party), but this really takes the cake. For the first time in history, a slimy politician used one of the worst political inventions against himself to commit a sort of policymaker suicide. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope that one day I can get ridiculous vacation benefits, state funded healthcare, and plenty of other paid benefits like these guys&amp;#8230; for doing absolutely nothing. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love. Kthankzbai. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/37411255661</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/37411255661</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 12:31:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Holiday Season! </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Now&amp;#8230; why do these exist! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M7LitlOmU0"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M7LitlOmU0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPLIo50zyAk"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPLIo50zyAk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/37192702387</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/37192702387</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 11:41:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>More of this, please!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/11/10-easy-ways-avoid-fiscal-cliff"&gt;More of this, please!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This Mother Jones article spells out what the federal government should / could do to avoid the oncoming “fiscal cliff”. NB - although I have a vague understanding of what that means, it seems to be something to do with upcoming federal government budget talks and the fact that Obama (swoons) should not be afraid to show some moxie when dealing with the GOP (douches). In any case, Mother Jones (love her) spells it all out: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1) stop giving discounts to the uber wealthy (get rid of Romney-esque tax loopholes that let gents of his ilk pay virtually nothing in taxes). &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2) stop tax loopholes for extremely wealthy homeowners. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) stop tax loopholes for stuff like inheritance. People used to pay 55%!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there was a lot more blah blah blah, but basically it says, MAKE THE WEALTHY PAY! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/36813879787</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/36813879787</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 11:31:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dailybunny:

Bunny Finds a Quiet Corner for a Face Wash
Thanks,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsku372bT1qzp2x4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dailybunny.tumblr.com/post/36139605532/bunny-finds-quiet-corner-face-wash"&gt;dailybunny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Bunny Finds a Quiet Corner for a Face Wash&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks, Danni!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/36152518901</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/36152518901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 14:35:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Street Style: Moscow Kids Love Americana </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdswzeTuUf1qm5e6mo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Street Style: Moscow Kids Love Americana &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/36152364450</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/36152364450</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 14:33:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Monday Rant Buzzfeed List Style</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This is my new Buzzfeed style list post to the tune of &amp;#8220;why can&amp;#8217;t we all just get along?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week has been riddled with scandalous and upsetting news. Starting with General Petraeus&amp;#8217; inability to keep his junk in his pants and finishing with the escalation of a pretty big deal conflict in the Middle East.  Let&amp;#8217;s see what the news has for us this Monday. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1). &lt;a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/11/latest-israel-hamas-conflict-explained"&gt;http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/11/latest-israel-hamas-conflict-explained&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This article really helped me understand the shitshow that is current politics in the Middle East. Personally, I see it as all wrong; it&amp;#8217;s really hard to understand the good guy from the bad guy, but in the end it just seems like the history of this region is fraught with overlapping civilizations and empires vying for a piece of turf. Seeing the fact that rockets can target innocent people in Tel Aviv and Jersualem is pretty ghastly though. Who knows? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2). &lt;a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/11/david-petraeus-scandal-explained"&gt;http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/11/david-petraeus-scandal-explained&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a gem. A former army commander and brilliant military mind&amp;#8217;s junk got him in trouble. All I can say is &amp;#8220;keep it in your pants, guys!&amp;#8221; The more you hide it, the more you cheat, the worse it only gets. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.) &lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/11/papa_john_s_raising_prices_for_obamacare_denny_s_applebee_s_and_the_pizza.html"&gt;http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/11/papa_john_s_raising_prices_for_obamacare_denny_s_applebee_s_and_the_pizza.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These redneck chain owners are pretty much shooting themselves in the feet. Why increase costs and make yourself less competitive? Why have your employees suffer? Why not just, let&amp;#8217;s say, take a little cut in salary and sacrifice (like everyone else) to keep your business afloat? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4.) &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/ubMKf.jpg"&gt;http://i.imgur.com/ubMKf.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Assholery everywhere?! The title of this on Reddit was, &amp;#8220;a tip some patron left my fat friend&amp;#8221;. People, please. If your fat ass is eating at Applebee&amp;#8217;s you have NO RIGHT to criticize the fat ass of someone else. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5.) &lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/after-obama-victory-a-petition-for-states-to-sece"&gt;http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/after-obama-victory-a-petition-for-states-to-sece&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-_____-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6.) &lt;a href="http://i.minus.com/iBjggllWTYF0I.gif"&gt;http://i.minus.com/iBjggllWTYF0I.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;psyche! had to end on a high note :) have a lovely day. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/36068979566</link><guid>http://samlockard.tumblr.com/post/36068979566</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 11:14:12 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
